Retch The Grate ([info]retch) wrote,
@ 2009-06-26 15:55:00
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Now THIS is a movie review!

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Transformers: ROTF has mostly gotten pretty hideous reviews, but that's because people don't understand that this isn't a movie, in the conventional sense. It's an assault on the senses, a barrage of crazy imagery. Imagine that you went back in time to the late 1960s and found Terry Gilliam, fresh from doing his weird low-fi collage/animations for Monty Python. You proceeded to inject Gilliam with so many steroids his penis shrank to the size of a hair follicle, and you smushed a dozen tabs of LSD under his tongue. And then you gave him the GDP of a few sub-Saharan countries. Gilliam might have made a movie not unlike this one.
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[info]erf_
2009-06-27 12:54 am UTC (link)
This is the most amazingly pretentious movie review EVER.

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ROTF
[info]matsyendra
2009-06-27 01:10 pm UTC (link)

Best review ever :)

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